An Indian University for Engineering

For all those students who have been or are a part of this screwed up University.

1. learning from textbooks is considered a sin when you have VBD's and G4's for the subject.
2. In all practical viva you get at least 8 out of 10 even if you dont answer a single question( 8 is considered a threshold limit).
3. At least one of the external in all 4 yrs for practical viva is the same prof. who takes tutions at T-point or Nandanvan.
4. Even if you don't submit your assignments, the prof. gives full marks for it (no university on earth can match this).
5. The university rule says "students having attendance less than 75% will not be allowed to give their university examination" but students having attendance less than 40% give their papers (some rule).
6. You complete your practical journals a week before final submission and still get A's in every practical (B's are rare).
7. During practical viva prof. asks questions which you haven't heard in your entire engineering career and still he says its from your syllabus (even IIT students cannot answer them).
8. Every engineering college except a few have absurd dress code. You have every good reason to think that you are still in junior school.
9.You can complete your final year project in just one month and fool your guide and get at least 140 out of 150.
10. Every day you read of mark sheet scam in cityline newspaper.
11. You have completed your masters from a foreign university and have recieved your masters degree, but you still don't have your bachelors degree because the university has not held its convocation for more than 3 yrs.
12.You will see students getting admission in engineering who are not eligible for commerce seats in other university(we give admission to everybody policy).
13. After getting your engineering degree you dont know simple pressure conversion from atm to psi.
14. You have taken ED tution in first year from Dhundi or Jhadav sir.
15. You apply for a job or admission in another university and they check your marksheets thousand times to see if they are fake or not.
16. Every university has semester pattern in first year except yours.(even Amravati University has semester pattern in first year)

But still we love Nagpur University because even if we are as dumb as an ass we still become "ENGINEERS" don't we.

If some information is incorrect or if you like to add to this list you are most welcome.( Strictly for students who suffered or are suffering under the NU)